Happy All Hallows Eve to all my pagan readers. To all my female readers who like to dress up like slutty nurse, witches, and Snow Whites. Give it up it is boring and most of you just look desperate for negative attention. I am sorry if your Daddy didn’t love you. I truly am. It is just sad to see some of you dressed like Tinkerbelle on her way to make shady internet porn produced by Karl Hungus. The Jim Gaffigan bit on Halloween says it much better than I ever could unfortunately no body has put it up on youtube or Google videos.
Let us remember what makes Halloween fun. It’s giving kids dressed up like monsters and super heroes more candy than they can eat in a month.
I totally stole this from the blog Post Secret. They clam to be the largest advertisement-free Blog on the web. I don’t know for sure but they are very big and totally add free. That gets big kudos in my book. Damn the man!
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