Artie: The Strongest Man... in the World

Work is slow right now; I caught my self browsing the web to pass some time. It is funny the thing that surface to the top of your brain. What bubbled up out of my head was a charter from The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Artie the strongest man in the world. I watched this clip the first time with the volume was turned down it still made me laugh. Toby Huss is too funny.



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Artie: The work out video

the beer I am

You Are Guinness

You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

What's Your Beer Personality?

The funny thing is I never drink Guinness

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Vs. The Game

Here is a game I like to play with my pals. It is easy who would you like to see fight? This is my current roster.

Jim Gaffigan vs. Philip Seymour Hoffman
Larry King vs. Larry Flint
Ron Paul vs. Rue Paul
Norm McDonald vs. John Turturro
Woody Allen Vs Billy Graham (this one I can take credidt for I saw a interview by Mr. Allen with Billy Graham Circa 1969. You can’t make stuff up that good.
Samuel L Jackson vs. Sam Elliot
Richard Simmons vs. Art Garfunkel
Richard Simmons vs. Louie Anderson
Shirley McLain vs. Liza Minelli
Scott Bayo vs. Ralph Macchio
Kevin Sorbo vs. Lorenzo Lamas
Leif Garet vs. Christopher Atkins (blond guy from the blue lagoon) nothing like old teen idols fighting
Lou Diamond Phillips vs. David Hasselhoff

music: The Band

There wasn’t a lot of work that went in to this post. Not like there is a lot of work that goes in to any of them. You could call Turkish Star Wars my opus as far as that goes. It is a cold overcast day and The Band just seams to work oh so well with that. I wish I could be listing to the album Big Pink next to the fire place while drinking Grand Marnier on the rock right now. The band is one of my favorite groups in my humble opinion you only really need the first two albums, music from big pink and The Band. The Basement Tapes with Bob Dylan and The Band is also very necessary great song and there is something wrong with you if you don’t dig the vibey garagey production values. There is a lot more I could say about The Band but this is a great jumping off point.

no news is good news

So all news has been deleted off my site for some strange reason you have to get “permission” to post news stories. It seams that the people who do all the work want more than writer’s credits. They actually want money for the work that They did.

cinema : Cemetry Man

One more addition to for Halloween I am posting the trailer for one of my favorite zombie movies of all time. Cemetery Man or Dellamorte Dellamore. It was directed by Michele Soavi. This is a NSFW(not safe for work) Trailer as it has some boobs and zombies. I really dig zombie flicks on the whole are my favorite in the horror genre so enjoy.

holiday: Halloween rants n’ sluts

Happy All Hallows Eve to all my pagan readers. To all my female readers who like to dress up like slutty nurse, witches, and Snow Whites. Give it up it is boring and most of you just look desperate for negative attention. I am sorry if your Daddy didn’t love you. I truly am. It is just sad to see some of you dressed like Tinkerbelle on her way to make shady internet porn produced by Karl Hungus. The Jim Gaffigan bit on Halloween says it much better than I ever could unfortunately no body has put it up on youtube or Google videos.

Let us remember what makes Halloween fun. It’s giving kids dressed up like monsters and super heroes more candy than they can eat in a month.


I totally stole this from the blog Post Secret. They clam to be the largest advertisement-free Blog on the web. I don’t know for sure but they are very big and totally add free. That gets big kudos in my book. Damn the man!

web: B.F.R.O.

The BFROor the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization. This is a real organization and they believe that Bigfoot is real. They even have Survivorman Les Stroud. The BFRO says he had a “class B” sighting. You can read about it on his blog. See Day 5 of Survivorman Aslaska.

movie: Turkish Star Wars or The man who saved the world

Turkish Star wars is not Turkish Star wars. The real title of the movie is The man who saved the world. It gets the nickname Turkish Star Wars because it takes clips from Star Wars and uses them in the movie. The movie also uses music from the movie Indiana Jones and stock footage of NASA rocket launches. It was originally released in 1982 and has amassed a huge underground following complete with a myspace fan page. Due to the cheesy effects and almost impossible to follow plot line. There is a lot of talk about the effects the clips from star wars. One thing that really struck me was the influence of Hong Kong action cinema. The kung fu fighting style camera angles and movements i.e. the jumps, rolls, and summersaults. For me that was a big bonus.

In 2006 Turkish Star Wars 2 or, The son of the man who saved the world was released this did not contain any clips from George Lucas Star Wars. You are guaranteed plenty of cheep special effects and true B grade movie making.

In America the B movie has gone the way of the Dodo bird. Not to say We don’t put of plenty of crap. You just don’t find Ed Wood quality crap that I enjoy.

[note] I used wikipida for the Ed Wood Jr. link. I told my self I would never use wikipida for a source because as general rule I think it is weak, lame, useless, and inaccurate. I still feel that way. It did have the best page on Ed Wood Jr. I could fined. Some how to me that just seams fitting.

This clip contains every thing that makes this move so damn cool.




Here is the trailer for part 2.

rednecks and bottle rockets

This is a great clip of redneck ingenuity. I am fascinated with this section of American culture. These boys are the real deal redneck. I am just a dumb honky. How can you not love this stuff.

Larry king

Is it a real photo or is it fake? I don’t know but, it is amusing.
I found this picture here.

on the web

Omodern is an interesting site with a large collection of Scandinavian bands from the 70’s. The page also has a section dedicate to the worst euro interior designs of 1974.

tedjesuschristgod

I first heard about this guy on Crank years ago. He has the largest collection of videos on youtube I have ever seen. Ted is certainly prolific to say the least.
Tedjesuschristgod also has a myspacepage.

nerd alert

My wife got me a ps3 for my birthday. The last video game system I had was a Sega Genesis. I did play computer games for a while but I am an easy 10 years out of the loop. I must say it did feel good to get back in to it.

Games I have, Heavenly Sword and Virtual Fighter 5. I am hooked and Heavenly Sword like its crack

classic

This was one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid.

new call

The new Dennis Miller call is posted. It is the top call on the player DMiller92807. duh

a thin line

Let us all remember not to try to hard. It’s sweet but a little creepy.

a very special birthday

On a Lighter note last Saturday we celebrated my Grandfathers birthday at the park. It was an all family affair. we had a special guest. A baby boomer aged trany. He was nice, I had never met him before. I don't know Why my crazy aunt invited him. I will say this it is something I never expected to see at my Grandfathers 80th birthday.Thats the thing about crazy you juat can't forecast the out come.

happy birthday

To Buzz Burbank and my self on 10.07.07

definition

mourn
–verb (used without object) 1. to feel or express sorrow or grief.
2. to grieve or lament for the dead.
3. to show the conventional or usual signs of sorrow over a person's death.
–verb (used with object) 4. to feel or express sorrow or grief over (misfortune, loss, or anything regretted); deplore.
5. to grieve or lament over (the dead).
6. to utter in a sorrowful manner.


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[Origin: bef. 900; ME mo(u)rnen, OE murnan; c. OHG mornén, ON morna, Goth maurnan]


—Synonyms 1. bewail, bemoan. See grieve.
—Antonyms 1. laugh, rejoice.

definiton

grief /grif/ –noun 1. keen mental suffering or distress over affliction or loss; sharp sorrow; painful regret.
2. a cause or occasion of keen distress or sorrow.

death and vegas

in Veags all week my sister passed away she was 29. She was survived by her husband and 2 year old son.

santa brarbara

Spending the weekend in Santa Barbara so I figured I’d give Dennis another call since I was in his neck of the woods. Will post the call early next week. Tried to eat a nice diner with my wife but a gunmen and the ploice made it just plain interesting.

Phil Spector vs. Peewee Herman

Phill Spector looking very much like Paul Rubens charter from the movie Blow.

definition

ban·dit /ˈbændɪt/ [ban-dit]
–noun, plural ban·dits or (Rare) ban·dit·ti /bænˈdɪti/ [ban-dit-ee]
1. a robber, esp. a member of a gang or marauding band.
2. an outlaw or highwayman.
3. Informal. a. a person who takes unfair advantage of others, as a merchant who overcharges; swindler; cheat.
b. a vendor, cab driver, etc., who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices.

4. Military Informal. an enemy aircraft, esp. an attacking fighter.
—Idiom5. make out like a bandit, Slang. to be extremely successful; profit greatly: The early investors in the company have made out like bandits.


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[Origin: 1585–95; earlier bandetto, pl. banditti < It banditi outlaws, pl. of bandito proscribed, ptp. of bandire banish, exile, announce publicly < Goth bandwjan to make a sign, indicate (cf. band1) with v. suffix -ire < L -īre]


—Synonyms 1, 2. brigand, desperado.

definition

duct tape

noun
a wide silvery adhesive tape intended to seal joints in sheet metal duct work but having many other uses; "duct tape holds the world together"

yee old news

Ok so its old news. This guy is still awesome. I just figured with my blog/email he was a great fit.



This remix is the shizzle!

belcher rip off

This is not me trying to rip of the Belcher. He is really the best caller out there in my opinion. I was just bored here are the fruits of my boredom.

definiton

American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source
dys·graph·ia (dĭs-grāf'ē-ə) Pronunciation Key n. Impairment of the ability to write, usually caused by brain dysfunction or disease.